Magic Padded Undies

Padded undies, a craze that’s long been popular in South America has recently hit Western culture. Thank goodness, we’ve all been anxiously waiting for their arrival.

The other night I stumbled upon these wee gems on www.asos.com an old favourite shopping website of mine.

Undies

Magic Padded Bum Pants. What a name. And the tagline reads “padding provides more volume that will give curves.”

Simply magical! Finally the flat bottomed lass, can have a booty like Beyonce and JLo.

Yet it surprises me we’ve taken so long to catch on. I spotted these when I was travelling through South America close to 4 years ago.

For all you men out there that thought all South Americans were blessed with a cushy booty, I can imagine it must be kind of disappointing.

And to disappoint you further, butt implants are apparently all the rage over there too. It can be hard to determine what’s real.

Us women are lucky that there are constantly new ways we can make ourselves more beautiful and attractive to the opposite sex. This pretty much sums it up:

Real-Man

It’s one of the many paradoxes of modern society.

In Brasil I greatly admired how every lady; small or large, bootilicious or not was happy to strut their stuff on the beach.

That is something I’d like to see in New Zealand. Luckily our bikini bottoms are ever so slightly larger, so you should be able to fit your padded undies underneath  – if you’re that way inclined.

Ipanema, Brasil 2010

Ipanema, Brasil 2010

And for all you women interested in obtaining some magic undies for that special night or day out:

http://www.asos.com/Magic/Magic-Padded-Bum-Pants/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=834085&WT.ac=rec_viewed

Picture from: http://www.getingo.com/fake-woman-seeking-real-man/

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