If you’re hiking in the Romanian woods and run into a bear, apparently you should play dead.
I’m not sure I’d trust my acting skills in such a dire situation. Then again, lying in foetal position in a frozen state of panic probably wouldn’t involve that much acting.
If the bear proceeds to try and eat you, apparently it’s then time to talk in a firm voice. I can’t help but wonder if he’d understand the Kiwi accent?
Bear etiquette 101. This was quickly googled after many a traveller returned from Transylvanian hikes proclaiming they’d smelt bears.
Yes, no joke. Apparently you can litterally smell them.
“What sort of smell is it?” I enquired, ever so casually.
“You just know. Go the other way if you smell them.”
Great. Very reassuring. Honey face masks probably not be happening this week.
But bears are not all grrrrrrrr. Sometimes they get depressed. I learnt all about it at the Libearty Bear Sanctuary in Brasov, Romania.
A lot of bears became depressed at the hands of cruel owners who used them to attract tourists. The bears would refuse to eat, or worse, self mutiliate – eating their own paws.
There were many other horrific stories as well. Bears with arthritis from being made to sit still for too long. Bears who had never been to the forest. Bears scared of other bears. Bears blinded from the flashes of tourist’s cameras.
When you see these fellas with their soulful eyes, playful paws and feigned cuddly ways you can’t help but feel incredibly sorry for them. But surely modern day tourists wouldn’t be so stupid.
At the sanctuary there were many huge signs, warning of the electric fences around the enclosures. Our guide kept reiterating not to get more than 1m close.
Next thing there’s a gasp, and everyone had gathered. As I got closer I realise someone had dropped their iPhone 6 in the enclosure.
“Who would be stupid enough to do that?” I muttered to myself.
“We did!” A couple next to me admitted sheepishly.
Opps. I feigned sympathy as they retold how he’d leaned too close with his phone, got electrocuted and phone went flying in.
Well at least now maybe the bear could take selfies? That seemed to help depressed people get a self-esteem boost.
I wonder what you should do if you come across a depressed bear in the wild? Give him a hug?
I’d like to hope they wouldn’t be depressed in nature. And luckily I follow the advice of google, not my desire to get the ultimate bear hug.